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Damien's Entertainment Guide
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Categories: fantasy (fiction)
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Emperor Xuanzong asked, "How can we pacify the world? The King of Idleness replied: "Force sometimes ends, but entertainment never ends, disintegrate the enemy in the midst of songs and dances." The second question: "How to unify the family" Answer: "Eat, listen to music, do not pick up girls." Emperor Xuanzong angry: "Last night on the Avenue of Stars, you around the jeans long legs chick who?" Idle King said: "My emperor, your sister." Emperor Xuanzong was furious: "How many wives you still pick up girls? Qi family? Qi you...